This is the first movie I've gotten a chance to see in theaters this year. I only heard about it a month ago when I saw a trailer before Saving Mr. Banks and the premise of a man falling in love with a operating system really intrigued me so it instantly went on my watch list. My interest only increased when I heard very good reviews from friends and seeing that it had been nominated for several Academy Awards including Best Picture. So did this live up to my expectations or was it another over hyped and mediocre oscar nominee? Keep reading to find out.......
The Good-
This is an extremely well written film that goes pretty deep in its exploration of human relationships. While I cannot personally relate to everything the film goes into, I still found it very engaging. I also really enjoyed the performances, especially Joaquin Phoenix who gives a very authentic performance that the viewer can really relate to. The writing and acting really help accentuate a very good science fiction story. It is a very minimalist Sci-fi film from a visual standpoint but it seems very realistic as all the technology in the film feels like a natural progression from what things are like now. That is what I think this film does the best at in that it tells a good Science Fiction story while also being able to hook people who would not normally be into the genre.
The Bad-
The only problem I could see people having with this film is that it's very dialogue driven and is paced fairly slow. This is definitely more of an Indie Sci-fi/Drama so the average Transformers fan is not going to like it.
Summary-
I definitely understand why this got some award consideration and why everyone I have talked to about it has liked it. If you are looking for a film that has a little bit of Sci-fi, a little bit of Romance and something to say about humanity then you should definitely check this out. Overall a great film that is a good start to my 2014 movie going experience!
MY RATING-
4 out of 5
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
Two Dudes obsessed with movies watch and review as many movies as humanly possible!
Sunday, January 19, 2014
Friday, January 3, 2014
Most Anticipated Movies of 2014
Now that we have begun 2014 I wanted to post my 12 most anticipated films of the year. Hopefully I will be much more satisfied with this year than last year!
Interested In (But didn't make the top 12)
-Her- Jan. 10th
-Robocop- Feb. 14th
-Million Dollar Arm- May 16th
-A Million Ways to Die in the West- May 30th
-Edge of Tomorrow- June 6th
-22 Jump Street- June 13th
-Jupiter Ascending- July 25th
-Guardians of the Galaxy- August 1st
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- August 8th
-The Equalizer- September 26th
-Gone Girl- October 3rd
12. Sabotage-
Director: David Ayer
Release Date: April 11th
I'm always on board for an Arnold action movie and David Ayer (End of Watch) has proved to be proficient at making crime movies so that's enough enough to peak my interest.
11. Noah-
Director: Darren Aronofsky
Release Date: March 28th
Darren Aronofsky (Black Swan) is a very skilled filmmaker so I will be interested to see his take on a this story and I always like Russell Crow. That being said I could see this either being really good or really bad.
10. Need for Speed-
Director: Scott Waugh
Release Date: March 14th
I don't think this is going to be a particularly good movie but that's not what I'm expecting. This looks like it could be a fun B-movie that provides some cheesy Fast and Furious type action.
9. The Monuments Men-
Director: George Clooney
Release Date: February 7th
George Clooney has proved to be a solid director and his latest project looks to be a ton of fun! A WW2 action film about a group of guys trying to save valuable pieces of art from the Nazi's sounds like a fantastic premise and it features a stellar cast.
8. The Grand Budapest Hotel-
Director: Wes Anderson
Release Date: March 7th
I'm on board for anything that Wes Anderson makes, he is without a doubt the best comedy filmmaker in the industry today.
7. Sin City: A Dame to Kill for-
Director: Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller
Release Date: August 22nd
The first film is in my Top 100 so of course I'm excited for the follow up!
6. The Expendables 3-
Director: Patrick Hughes
Release Date: August 15th
The second film really rejuvenated my interest in the franchise after a lackluster first film. Patrick Hughes (Red Hill) is an intriguing up and coming filmmaker and the cast is even more stacked with the additions of Antonio Banderas, Wesley Snipes, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, Kelsey Grammer and one of my all time favorites Robert Davi!
5. X-Men: Days of Future Past-
Director: Bryan Singer
Release Date: May 23rd
This is arguably my favorite franchise of the super hero genre so no matter what I was going to be intrigued. The fact that this features both casts and Bryan Singer is returning to direct only increases my excitement!
4. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Director: Anthony & Joe Russo
Release Date: April 4th
I think I enjoyed the first Captain America film better than all of the other Avengers films which is saying something. Not only that but "The Winter Soldier" is my favorite Captain America storyline as well!
3. Godzilla-
Director: Gareth Edwards
Release Date: May 16th
I love monster movies and I love Godzilla and thus it is one of my most anticipated movies. Director Gareth Edwards is an exciting up and coming filmmaker who's first film Monsters is a prime example of a great low budget Sci-fi film. Based on that film and the way they have been marketing the film it seems that we will have a dark, serious and visually stunning film that could be THE movie of the summer!
2. The Raid 2: Berandal-
Director: Gareth Evans
Release Date: March 28th
The Raid is one of my all time favorites. It may have been a simple story but it is one of the most intense and superbly choreographed martial arts films I have ever seen! Gareth Evans showed that he knows how to make an action movie and the follow up looks to tell a much larger story with equally impressive choreography!
1. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes-
Director: Matt Reeves
Release Date: July 11th
Planet of the Apes is one of the best Sci-fi film franchises of all time and the original 1968 film may be the best Sci-fi film of all time. So when the franchise was resurrected by Rupert Wyatt in the excellent Rise of the Planet of the Apes I was thrilled. Now the follow up looks to up the ante as a dark post-apocalyptic epic that will feature a final showdown of man vs. ape!
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
Interested In (But didn't make the top 12)
-Her- Jan. 10th
-Robocop- Feb. 14th
-Million Dollar Arm- May 16th
-A Million Ways to Die in the West- May 30th
-Edge of Tomorrow- June 6th
-22 Jump Street- June 13th
-Jupiter Ascending- July 25th
-Guardians of the Galaxy- August 1st
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- August 8th
-The Equalizer- September 26th
-Gone Girl- October 3rd
12. Sabotage-
Director: David Ayer
Release Date: April 11th
I'm always on board for an Arnold action movie and David Ayer (End of Watch) has proved to be proficient at making crime movies so that's enough enough to peak my interest.
11. Noah-
Director: Darren Aronofsky
Release Date: March 28th
Darren Aronofsky (Black Swan) is a very skilled filmmaker so I will be interested to see his take on a this story and I always like Russell Crow. That being said I could see this either being really good or really bad.
10. Need for Speed-
Director: Scott Waugh
Release Date: March 14th
I don't think this is going to be a particularly good movie but that's not what I'm expecting. This looks like it could be a fun B-movie that provides some cheesy Fast and Furious type action.
9. The Monuments Men-
Director: George Clooney
Release Date: February 7th
George Clooney has proved to be a solid director and his latest project looks to be a ton of fun! A WW2 action film about a group of guys trying to save valuable pieces of art from the Nazi's sounds like a fantastic premise and it features a stellar cast.
8. The Grand Budapest Hotel-
Director: Wes Anderson
Release Date: March 7th
I'm on board for anything that Wes Anderson makes, he is without a doubt the best comedy filmmaker in the industry today.
7. Sin City: A Dame to Kill for-
Director: Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller
Release Date: August 22nd
The first film is in my Top 100 so of course I'm excited for the follow up!
6. The Expendables 3-
Director: Patrick Hughes
Release Date: August 15th
The second film really rejuvenated my interest in the franchise after a lackluster first film. Patrick Hughes (Red Hill) is an intriguing up and coming filmmaker and the cast is even more stacked with the additions of Antonio Banderas, Wesley Snipes, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, Kelsey Grammer and one of my all time favorites Robert Davi!
5. X-Men: Days of Future Past-
Director: Bryan Singer
Release Date: May 23rd
This is arguably my favorite franchise of the super hero genre so no matter what I was going to be intrigued. The fact that this features both casts and Bryan Singer is returning to direct only increases my excitement!
4. Captain America: The Winter SoldierDirector: Anthony & Joe Russo
Release Date: April 4th
I think I enjoyed the first Captain America film better than all of the other Avengers films which is saying something. Not only that but "The Winter Soldier" is my favorite Captain America storyline as well!
3. Godzilla-
Director: Gareth Edwards
Release Date: May 16th
I love monster movies and I love Godzilla and thus it is one of my most anticipated movies. Director Gareth Edwards is an exciting up and coming filmmaker who's first film Monsters is a prime example of a great low budget Sci-fi film. Based on that film and the way they have been marketing the film it seems that we will have a dark, serious and visually stunning film that could be THE movie of the summer!
2. The Raid 2: Berandal-
Director: Gareth Evans
Release Date: March 28th
The Raid is one of my all time favorites. It may have been a simple story but it is one of the most intense and superbly choreographed martial arts films I have ever seen! Gareth Evans showed that he knows how to make an action movie and the follow up looks to tell a much larger story with equally impressive choreography!
1. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes-Director: Matt Reeves
Release Date: July 11th
Planet of the Apes is one of the best Sci-fi film franchises of all time and the original 1968 film may be the best Sci-fi film of all time. So when the franchise was resurrected by Rupert Wyatt in the excellent Rise of the Planet of the Apes I was thrilled. Now the follow up looks to up the ante as a dark post-apocalyptic epic that will feature a final showdown of man vs. ape!
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Chris Reviews 2013 in Movies
2013 has been one of my least favorite years as far as movies are concerned. Pretty much every single movie that I was looking forward to, did not live up to my expectations. Of course there have been exceptions but as a whole it seems to have been a pretty lame year for film fans. These lists are just based off the movies I had a chance to see so keep that in mind before you attack me in the comments about a particular film not being on the list.
5 Best Movies-
The Worlds End-
One of the few movies I was looking forward to that did not let me down. I got a chance to see this as a marathon of all 3 of the Pegg, Frost and Wright films and it was probably my favorite movie theater experience of the year. It manages to create the same fun and humor as Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead while also featuring and interesting Sci-fi premise.
Captain Phillips-
Probably this years best Thriller as Paul Greengrass crafts a gripping drama about a pirate attack on a US Cargo Ship. Its a fascinating film that will keep you entertained throughout and Tom Hanks gives his usual solid performance. This is probably 2013's Hurt Locker for me in that I really like it a lot but it will likely win more awards than I think it should.
Pacific Rim-
While it didn't quite live up to my expectations, I still had a blast! Pacific Rim is a truly creative Sci-fi action movie that features some spectacular visuals and a lot of exciting Monsters and Mech fighting. If it wasn't for a weak script this would likely have been my favorite movie of the year but I still like it for what it is... a fun, big budget, B-movie.
Spring Breakers-
This movie is definitely not for everyone. It is an oddly structured, almost experiential film that you will either love or hate. I loved the style and once i got passed that I discovered a rather fascinating critique on the millennial generation. That being said the best part of this movie is James Franco as Alien the really shitty gangster. Oh and it features Gucci Mane as James Franco's former best friend turned rival.
Filth-
This was my surprise movie of the year. This is an awesome Scottish film based on a novel by Irvine Welsh who wrote Trainspotting. James McAvoy gives a phenomenal performance as a detective on the edge of insanity who is trying to earn a promotion. Its an insanely fun film that rides the perfect balance of dark comedy.
5 Worst Movies-
21 & Over-
A bland and unoriginal college comedy movie. I watched this at 2 in the morning, which is the perfect time for movies like this and still thought it was boring.
Bad Grandpa-
Normally I don't like Jackass movies at all but the trailers looked really funny so I went and saw it. Unfortunately almost all of the funny gags where in the trailer and the rest was pretty lame. The film tries to make a narrative out of this with an extremely generic father and son road trip movie but it just doesn't work.
Warm Bodies-
The Twilight of Zombie movies.......enough said.
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug-
While I had my issues with the first Hobbit movie I still enjoyed it. Sadly the sequel does not improve upon the first film and the Hobbit is set to become this generations Star Wars Prequel Trilogy. The story feels extremely stretched, the acting is mediocre at best, the actions scenes are tedious and it feels as if the franchise has lost its magic. The one bright spot is Smaug, but 20 minutes of a cool CGI dragon can't make up for the numerous other flaws.
Star Trek Into Darkness-
I have been a huge Star Trek fan for pretty much my entire life. I have watched all the shows, have all the movies on blu-ray, read some of the books etc. So I like to think I have a firm grasp on what Star Trek is and this movie is not Star Trek. It is a Star Wars fans attempt at making a Star Trek movie. Not only is this not a Star Trek film but its just a bad movie in general. The script is a piece of shit and really is just a bunch of action scenes spaced perfectly apart to keep an audience entertained for 2 hours without any real substance. I could go on a rant about how much I dislike this movie but suffice it to say this is my least favorite movie of the year!
Guilty Pleasure Movies-
Bullet to the Head-
Man this movie bombed at the box office but it was a hell of a lot of fun. If you are into the old school 80's action movie genre like me this was the movie for you. Stallone kicks some ass, Jason Momoa is a cheesy bad guy and Sarah Shahi is the hot chick in Walter Hill's (The Warriors) directorial comeback.
Olympus Has Fallen-
Another old school action cheese fest that I had a lot of fun with. I still have not see White House Down but I have heard that Olympus Has Fallen is the better of the two attack on the White House films. Sure the story is pretty shitty but Gerard Butler is solid as the lead with some good one liners and there are some pretty great action scenes. To be honest a lot of why I like this is probably related to being nostalgic about these old school, overly dramatic and patriotic action movies from the 80's and 90's but I can't help what I like.
Summary-
There are some movies I still really want to see such as 12 Years A Slave, The Wolf of Wall Street so those may get added to my top list. If you want to see a comprehensive ranking of all the movies from this year look to the right side of the screen and there is a tab labeled 2013 Rankings. That list is always being updated, even after the year is over. I hope you enjoyed reading my thoughts about this year in movies and lets hope for a better year in 2014!
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
5 Best Movies-
The Worlds End-
One of the few movies I was looking forward to that did not let me down. I got a chance to see this as a marathon of all 3 of the Pegg, Frost and Wright films and it was probably my favorite movie theater experience of the year. It manages to create the same fun and humor as Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead while also featuring and interesting Sci-fi premise.
Captain Phillips-Probably this years best Thriller as Paul Greengrass crafts a gripping drama about a pirate attack on a US Cargo Ship. Its a fascinating film that will keep you entertained throughout and Tom Hanks gives his usual solid performance. This is probably 2013's Hurt Locker for me in that I really like it a lot but it will likely win more awards than I think it should.
Pacific Rim-
While it didn't quite live up to my expectations, I still had a blast! Pacific Rim is a truly creative Sci-fi action movie that features some spectacular visuals and a lot of exciting Monsters and Mech fighting. If it wasn't for a weak script this would likely have been my favorite movie of the year but I still like it for what it is... a fun, big budget, B-movie.
Spring Breakers-
This movie is definitely not for everyone. It is an oddly structured, almost experiential film that you will either love or hate. I loved the style and once i got passed that I discovered a rather fascinating critique on the millennial generation. That being said the best part of this movie is James Franco as Alien the really shitty gangster. Oh and it features Gucci Mane as James Franco's former best friend turned rival.
Filth-
This was my surprise movie of the year. This is an awesome Scottish film based on a novel by Irvine Welsh who wrote Trainspotting. James McAvoy gives a phenomenal performance as a detective on the edge of insanity who is trying to earn a promotion. Its an insanely fun film that rides the perfect balance of dark comedy.
5 Worst Movies-
21 & Over-
A bland and unoriginal college comedy movie. I watched this at 2 in the morning, which is the perfect time for movies like this and still thought it was boring.
Bad Grandpa-
Normally I don't like Jackass movies at all but the trailers looked really funny so I went and saw it. Unfortunately almost all of the funny gags where in the trailer and the rest was pretty lame. The film tries to make a narrative out of this with an extremely generic father and son road trip movie but it just doesn't work.
Warm Bodies-
The Twilight of Zombie movies.......enough said.
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug-
While I had my issues with the first Hobbit movie I still enjoyed it. Sadly the sequel does not improve upon the first film and the Hobbit is set to become this generations Star Wars Prequel Trilogy. The story feels extremely stretched, the acting is mediocre at best, the actions scenes are tedious and it feels as if the franchise has lost its magic. The one bright spot is Smaug, but 20 minutes of a cool CGI dragon can't make up for the numerous other flaws.
Star Trek Into Darkness-
I have been a huge Star Trek fan for pretty much my entire life. I have watched all the shows, have all the movies on blu-ray, read some of the books etc. So I like to think I have a firm grasp on what Star Trek is and this movie is not Star Trek. It is a Star Wars fans attempt at making a Star Trek movie. Not only is this not a Star Trek film but its just a bad movie in general. The script is a piece of shit and really is just a bunch of action scenes spaced perfectly apart to keep an audience entertained for 2 hours without any real substance. I could go on a rant about how much I dislike this movie but suffice it to say this is my least favorite movie of the year!
Guilty Pleasure Movies-
Bullet to the Head-
Man this movie bombed at the box office but it was a hell of a lot of fun. If you are into the old school 80's action movie genre like me this was the movie for you. Stallone kicks some ass, Jason Momoa is a cheesy bad guy and Sarah Shahi is the hot chick in Walter Hill's (The Warriors) directorial comeback.
Olympus Has Fallen-
Another old school action cheese fest that I had a lot of fun with. I still have not see White House Down but I have heard that Olympus Has Fallen is the better of the two attack on the White House films. Sure the story is pretty shitty but Gerard Butler is solid as the lead with some good one liners and there are some pretty great action scenes. To be honest a lot of why I like this is probably related to being nostalgic about these old school, overly dramatic and patriotic action movies from the 80's and 90's but I can't help what I like.
Summary-
There are some movies I still really want to see such as 12 Years A Slave, The Wolf of Wall Street so those may get added to my top list. If you want to see a comprehensive ranking of all the movies from this year look to the right side of the screen and there is a tab labeled 2013 Rankings. That list is always being updated, even after the year is over. I hope you enjoyed reading my thoughts about this year in movies and lets hope for a better year in 2014!
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
Monday, December 30, 2013
Kevin's Best and Worst Movies of 2013
It's the end of the year and time to review the best and worst films of 2013. I didn't get to see as much as I had hoped to, nor did I have a lot of time to write many reviews, but I got a pretty good glimpse of the year and have seen enough to make a fair list. 2013 was a horrible year for films, generally speaking. Hopefully next year will be better. However, there were a few that were memorable and will stick with me for some time.
Best Movies of 2013
My favorite film of the year was The Wolf of Wall Street. It was almost an instant 5 out of 5 for me. I didn't read a whole lot about it before I saw it and I went in with no expectations. I didn't know what to expect. The Wolf of Wall Street is packed with hard partying, bad choices, and lots and lots of money, all of which catch up to Jordan Belfort, played by Leonardo DiCaprio. Scorsese has done his fair share of bio films, and this one certainly doesn't disappoint. I wouldn't say this film is better than The Departed, but it is certainly more fun and DiCaprio's performance steals the show.
The Place Beyond the Pines was another favorite of mine. This film has resonated with me since I saw it in theaters in March. It's a film that hits hard on the theme of choices and consequences, and how they affect others. Some of the best things about this film include the cinematography and the realism of the portrayals of the characters. Ryan Gosling gives his best performance since Drive, although I wish he had been in more of the film. This movie is oddly structured, which is another complaint I have about it. It seems to get weaker as it progresses, but it is still a solid crime drama that is well worth a watch.
I was really excited to see Don Jon, but was ultimately disappointed upon the first viewing. However, after watching it a second time, I was able to accept the film for what it was and really dive into the message behind the film. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is great in this film as writer, director, and star. The film is bold in style and content, including screening ACTUAL porn footage, which is something I've never seen before in a feature film.
I laughed my ass off when I watched This is the End for the first time. Not only is it a hilarious apocalyptic film, but it also presents some serious themes toward the climax of the film. I loved every character in this film and there was great chemistry between the leads. I can easily say this is the best comedy of the year, and definitely Seth Rogen's funniest movie since Pineapple Express.
I went with my parents to see The Kings of Summer at the Esquire theater. I was a bit reluctant because independent films can be weird and saturated with stylistic cues, but I was pleasantly surprised with this one. It was funny, touching, and memorable. I enjoyed this because it plays out as a fantasy about kids living on their own, which everyone has had. Things go south eventually, but it sure is fun to watch and to see some new stars be born.
Yes, it is overrated, but Gravity had some fantastic technical achievements. The sound and visuals were stunning. Alfonso Cuaron is known for his unique visuals, and Gravity doesn't disappoint in that aspect. I just thought this film was overrated. Children of Men was better, in my opinion.
Worst Movies of 2013

The worst movie of the year has to be Gangster Squad. With such a talented cast, I can't help but scratch my head and wonder how this movie was so bad. Not even the cast could make this watchable, and I ended up leaving the theater just before the halfway mark.

The Great Gatsby was awful as well. I am a huge Leonardo DiCaprio fan. I will watch just about anything he's in, but The Great Gatsby is just painful to watch. Literally. I have no idea why Baz Luhrmann is so insistent on making so many jump cuts in so few seconds. It hurts my eyes to watch his movies and I couldn't sit through this one. Also, when Jay Z music is playing as non-diegetic sound in the film, I can't help but shake my head and mentally put this on the shit list for movies this year.

Olympus Has Fallen was weak. I interpreted it as a wannabe Die Hard that tried to be funny but wasn't. Gerard Butler is okay, but the heavy CGI and unimpressive action sequences kept this from being a good film. I never saw White House Down, but having two White House attack films within four months is also tiring. This was just a prime example of a bad action film for explosion junkies.

Sadly, Only God Forgives was a humongous disappointment. I had high hopes for the dark crime drama directed by Nicolas Winding Refn, the mastermind behind Drive. It was visually captivating, but the poorly written dialogue and sloppy script made this a difficult watch. I am still looking forward to Refn's next work, though, whatever it may be.

Oz the Great and Powerful was not great nor powerful (yes, critics used that same line, lame…). I had no expectations going in, but it was just a disappointing film all around. The first few scenes were done well, but as it went on, it seemed to get away from itself, especially in the climax. James Franco helped make the film more watchable, but it is ultimately one of the weaker films of 2013.
As I said before, 2013 has been a bad year for films. There were a few strong films and even one gem, but compared to years past, this year is a dud. My hope is The Wolf of Wall Street will win an Oscar or two, hopefully from Leonardo DiCaprio's wild and energetic performance. That would be historic. I haven't seen 12 Years a Slave, Captain Phillips, or Nebraska, and I am watching The World's End as I post this. But this is just my year end list and I intend on watching those films before the Oscars roll around. I will likely update this list, but this is what I have for now.
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Chris Reviews The Worlds End
I apologize for taking so long to get this review up because I did see this film opening night. In fact I went to see the entire Cornetto Trilogy at AMC Theaters. It was a hell of a good time because I love Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz and after watching both of those films the bar was set pretty high for The Worlds End. Was It able to top both of those excellent films or is it simply the 3rd best film in a great series? Obviously you should read below to find out.....
The Good-
If you love Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead then you will not be disappointed. The humor is right in line with the previous entries in the Cornetto Trilogy. This time they tackle the Sci-fi/Alien Invasion genre and despite some cliché moments they do a fairly good job at creating a film that works both as a comedy and as a film that fits in the Sci-fi genre perfectly. Another fascinating element of this movie is that it works as a critique on modern society. The prologue of the film really takes a twist on the genre and makes a depressing statement about human nature. So this film not only is enjoyable on a basic entertainment level but on an intellectual level as well.
The Bad-
There was not much that I disliked about this film. The only major issue that people seem to have is with the third act. It definitely is the weakest part of the film as it really is just one jumbled action scene after another. That being said I think the mistakes of the third act get redeemed at the very end of the film. Other than that I did not have any major complaints.
Summary-
All in all this is not only an excellent Comedy but a pretty damn good Sci-fi film. Is it the best in the Trilogy? I think that really depends on your personal opinion but for me it is a close 2nd behind Hot Fuzz and my favorite film of 2013! I highly recommend this film to everyone!
MY RATING-
4.5 out of 5
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
The Good-
If you love Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead then you will not be disappointed. The humor is right in line with the previous entries in the Cornetto Trilogy. This time they tackle the Sci-fi/Alien Invasion genre and despite some cliché moments they do a fairly good job at creating a film that works both as a comedy and as a film that fits in the Sci-fi genre perfectly. Another fascinating element of this movie is that it works as a critique on modern society. The prologue of the film really takes a twist on the genre and makes a depressing statement about human nature. So this film not only is enjoyable on a basic entertainment level but on an intellectual level as well.
The Bad-
There was not much that I disliked about this film. The only major issue that people seem to have is with the third act. It definitely is the weakest part of the film as it really is just one jumbled action scene after another. That being said I think the mistakes of the third act get redeemed at the very end of the film. Other than that I did not have any major complaints.
Summary-
All in all this is not only an excellent Comedy but a pretty damn good Sci-fi film. Is it the best in the Trilogy? I think that really depends on your personal opinion but for me it is a close 2nd behind Hot Fuzz and my favorite film of 2013! I highly recommend this film to everyone!
MY RATING-
4.5 out of 5
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
Tuesday, August 6, 2013
Chris Reviews The Heat
I'm going to be honest, I really had no desire to see this film. I have never been a fan of Melissa McCarthy because she uses the fat/gross out humor in every role she plays, the story looked generic as hell and Sandra Bullock has never been an actress that I particularly liked. Despite all of that I went because my Grandma really wanted to see it and that's what good Grandsons do. Did this film play out exactly as I expected or was it a pleasant surprise? As usual you should read below to find out....
The Good-
This was a competently made action/comedy film that was solidly entertaining throughout. There were several jokes that worked well and had me laughing out loud. I actually liked Sandra Bullock in this as well which is probably a first. My favorite part of the film were the usual comedy film cameos, specifically Kaitlin Olson (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia) as a Eastern European hooker/drug dealer and Thomas F. Wilson (Back to the Future) as the police chief.
The Bad-
This is about as formulaic as a buddy cop film can get. It really does not break any new ground with the exception of the struggles of women in the police force story line. It telegraphs every plot line so badly that there really is no suspense throughout. There are also a number of bad jokes that just annoyed me (The Albino guy in particular) and Melissa McCarthy is still one of my least favorite actresses in Hollywood. She plays the exact same character you have ever seen her in and it is not one that I like.
Summary-
This film was much better than I expected but It also had every problem that I expected it would have. Is it the worst movie I have seen this year? No, but it is yet another mediocre film that 2013 has been so generous in giving us. I would only recommend this if you are seeing it at the cheap theater or getting it at Red Box.
MY RATING-
3 out of 5
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
The Good-
This was a competently made action/comedy film that was solidly entertaining throughout. There were several jokes that worked well and had me laughing out loud. I actually liked Sandra Bullock in this as well which is probably a first. My favorite part of the film were the usual comedy film cameos, specifically Kaitlin Olson (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia) as a Eastern European hooker/drug dealer and Thomas F. Wilson (Back to the Future) as the police chief.
The Bad-
This is about as formulaic as a buddy cop film can get. It really does not break any new ground with the exception of the struggles of women in the police force story line. It telegraphs every plot line so badly that there really is no suspense throughout. There are also a number of bad jokes that just annoyed me (The Albino guy in particular) and Melissa McCarthy is still one of my least favorite actresses in Hollywood. She plays the exact same character you have ever seen her in and it is not one that I like.
Summary-
This film was much better than I expected but It also had every problem that I expected it would have. Is it the worst movie I have seen this year? No, but it is yet another mediocre film that 2013 has been so generous in giving us. I would only recommend this if you are seeing it at the cheap theater or getting it at Red Box.
MY RATING-
3 out of 5
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
Saturday, August 3, 2013
Chris Reviews 2 Guns
I was not expecting much of this movie going in. The trailers made it look like just another generic summer action film, but it did have an interesting cast. I mainly went to go see it though, because I decided I need to force myself to see more movies this year even if they are mostly crap. So did this film exceed my expectations or become yet another bland summer action film? Obviously you should continue reading to find out.
THE GOOD-
The chemistry and performances are the selling point of the movie. I like both of these actors and they work well together and provide some good humor. I also enjoyed seeing Edward James Olmos as a Mexican Drug Cartel leader. The action sequences are solid although nothing spectacular.
THE BAD-
This was yet another terribly written action film. While there was a mildly intriguing premise it was so mishandled that it made it borderline unwatchable. It attempted to be an overly complex crime film about a DEA Agent and a Naval Intelligence Agent who accidentally rob a CIA slush fund bank and the CIA wants their money back. I was not sure if this was supposed to be a criticism of government corruption or if it was just supposed to be a ridiculous over the top action film. That was one of the main problems is that it struggled balancing comedy and seriousness which is a key element of a good buddy cop film. None of the action scenes had much weight because it seemed like it was all just a big joke. There were also numerous plot holes and random things that would happen that were never addressed. Outside of the lead actors there really was not much to like from the performances either (Paula Patton was pretty terrible). Essentially this movie contains almost every problem that a bad summer action film features.
Summary-
This is just another poorly written summer action film that you watch and forget 10 minutes after you walk out of the theater. Sure the lead actors give solid performances and provide enough charisma to make the film watchable but that's about it.
MY RATING-
2.5 out of 5
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
THE GOOD-
The chemistry and performances are the selling point of the movie. I like both of these actors and they work well together and provide some good humor. I also enjoyed seeing Edward James Olmos as a Mexican Drug Cartel leader. The action sequences are solid although nothing spectacular.
THE BAD-
This was yet another terribly written action film. While there was a mildly intriguing premise it was so mishandled that it made it borderline unwatchable. It attempted to be an overly complex crime film about a DEA Agent and a Naval Intelligence Agent who accidentally rob a CIA slush fund bank and the CIA wants their money back. I was not sure if this was supposed to be a criticism of government corruption or if it was just supposed to be a ridiculous over the top action film. That was one of the main problems is that it struggled balancing comedy and seriousness which is a key element of a good buddy cop film. None of the action scenes had much weight because it seemed like it was all just a big joke. There were also numerous plot holes and random things that would happen that were never addressed. Outside of the lead actors there really was not much to like from the performances either (Paula Patton was pretty terrible). Essentially this movie contains almost every problem that a bad summer action film features.
Summary-
This is just another poorly written summer action film that you watch and forget 10 minutes after you walk out of the theater. Sure the lead actors give solid performances and provide enough charisma to make the film watchable but that's about it.
MY RATING-
2.5 out of 5
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
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