I had put this on my list of most anticipated movies of 2014. Unfortunately it got pretty bad reviews so I did not go out and see it right away but I finally got a chance to see it last night. Is it as bad as the critics say or is it an entertaining World War 2 drama?
The Good-
I really liked the concept of this film in theory and the cast looked pretty good as well. I can always find a way to enjoy some aspect of a World War 2 movie and this film is no different. There are a couple of very interesting scenes that will bring you back into the film if you start to get bored. If you are into art there is a lot of interesting stuff in this for you as well. I have no doubt there will be a group of die hard fans of this movie for that reason alone. The soundtrack is also pretty interesting although a bit minimalist for a World War 2 film.
The Bad-
Overall this is just a really dull film. The pacing is very slow and it never really builds to anything. Most of the movie is just people wandering around war zones looking for art and occasionally getting killed but without any intensity or emotion. I can handle a slowly paced movie but that was not the only problem. The main issue with this film is that despite having a few interesting scenes it never comes together to make a cohesive story. Another issue is that despite having a pretty good cast the acting was very mediocre although some of that was a result of bad writing. There where numerous dialogue scenes that felt very awkward and forced and the actors where very lethargic and it seemed like they where just going through the motions.
Summary-
This is a film that had a lot of potential as an old school World War 2 men on a mission movie. Instead it is an awkward, slowly paced drama about art that just happens to take place during World War 2. It's not a horrible film, just a disappointing and forgettable one.
MY RATING-
2.5 out of 5
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
Two Dudes obsessed with movies watch and review as many movies as humanly possible!
Saturday, February 22, 2014
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Chris Reviews Robocop
The original Robocop is one of the best Sci-fi/Action movies of all time and is my personal favorite movie. So obviously there was little chance that a modern remake was going to top the original for me. The real question was whether I hated it or not. Is this just another terrible remake that has become so common in the film industry today or a solid restart to a Robocop franchise?
The Good-
Well the first bit of good news is that the film is not terrible. Director Jose Padilha (Elite Squad) proves that he knows how to do action as the film is littered with slick looking action sequences. The film also attempts to tackle the drone issue albeit clumsily. I actually really liked the opening scene where it shows how the United States has used robots and drones to pacify the rest of the world and specifically in Tehran.I also enjoyed Samuel Jackson in this who is fun as the host of a TV show that is constantly pushing for robotics to become legal for police use in the United States.
The Bad-
The cast is pretty bland overall with the exception of Samuel Jackson. Joel Kinnaman is pretty lame and generic as Alex Murphy and the film spends a lot of time with him and his family. They go to great lengths to show Alex Murphy before and then his transformation into Robocop. This seems like a great idea on paper but it feels really forced and is made worse by the boring performances by Kinnaman and his family. The worst aspect of this film though are the villains. It seems like the writers couldn't make up their minds about who they wanted to be the villain. There is the bad arms dealer guy who has zero development and you know nothing about him except for being told he is a bad guy. Then you have Michael Keaton as the CEO of OCP who seems like he is trying to help but then he instantly turns bad. His motivations are very simplistic but they are constantly changing and the character really just doesn't make any sense. There is also Mattox (Jackie Earle Haley) who is in charge of the drones at OCP and hates Robocop because he is human. I think that is my main issue with this film in that they tried to make it all about Murphy's transformation into Robocop and then put no thought into the actual crime story. The story essentially becomes a 5th graders interpretation of the original movies story.
Summary-
I tried really hard to look at this movie objectively and not in comparison to the original. From that perspective this is a middle of the road modern action film that will likely entertain the average moviegoer as it hits all the beats it should. From the perspective of a huge fan of the original this is a forgettable attempt to remake a classic. You can't remake a Paul Verhoeven movie, he has such a unique style and skill at social satire that can't be matched. They tried to do it with Total Recall in 2012 and this film doesn't get any closer to achieving that goal. Instead of paying the 8 bucks to go see this in theaters, go to amazon and buy the remastered version of the original on blu-ray.
MY RATING-
2.5 out of 5
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
The Good-
Well the first bit of good news is that the film is not terrible. Director Jose Padilha (Elite Squad) proves that he knows how to do action as the film is littered with slick looking action sequences. The film also attempts to tackle the drone issue albeit clumsily. I actually really liked the opening scene where it shows how the United States has used robots and drones to pacify the rest of the world and specifically in Tehran.I also enjoyed Samuel Jackson in this who is fun as the host of a TV show that is constantly pushing for robotics to become legal for police use in the United States.
The Bad-
The cast is pretty bland overall with the exception of Samuel Jackson. Joel Kinnaman is pretty lame and generic as Alex Murphy and the film spends a lot of time with him and his family. They go to great lengths to show Alex Murphy before and then his transformation into Robocop. This seems like a great idea on paper but it feels really forced and is made worse by the boring performances by Kinnaman and his family. The worst aspect of this film though are the villains. It seems like the writers couldn't make up their minds about who they wanted to be the villain. There is the bad arms dealer guy who has zero development and you know nothing about him except for being told he is a bad guy. Then you have Michael Keaton as the CEO of OCP who seems like he is trying to help but then he instantly turns bad. His motivations are very simplistic but they are constantly changing and the character really just doesn't make any sense. There is also Mattox (Jackie Earle Haley) who is in charge of the drones at OCP and hates Robocop because he is human. I think that is my main issue with this film in that they tried to make it all about Murphy's transformation into Robocop and then put no thought into the actual crime story. The story essentially becomes a 5th graders interpretation of the original movies story.
Summary-
I tried really hard to look at this movie objectively and not in comparison to the original. From that perspective this is a middle of the road modern action film that will likely entertain the average moviegoer as it hits all the beats it should. From the perspective of a huge fan of the original this is a forgettable attempt to remake a classic. You can't remake a Paul Verhoeven movie, he has such a unique style and skill at social satire that can't be matched. They tried to do it with Total Recall in 2012 and this film doesn't get any closer to achieving that goal. Instead of paying the 8 bucks to go see this in theaters, go to amazon and buy the remastered version of the original on blu-ray.
MY RATING-
2.5 out of 5
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
Sunday, February 9, 2014
Chris Reviews The Lego Movie
There are always those movies that come out and catch you completely by surprise. I remember hearing about this film last year and I just rolled by eyes and thought it was going to be another corporation trying to make a movie that promotes their toys. Then a few days ago the reviews started to come in and they were glowing and helped convince me to give the film a chance. Was it a beginning of the year surprise or just another corporate cash grab? Obviously you should read below to find out......
The Good-
This is a surprisingly good animated film! The story is pretty damn good as far as kids movies go and there is enough social commentary to make it more than just mindless entertainment. It really tries to push across the idea that everybody is creative and useful in their own way and that even when other people may seem weird we shouldn't criticize them. At least that's the message that I got out of the film. There is a lot of other messages that you can pull out of it as well and there are quite a few adult jokes to keep the parents entertained. In fact there were times that this felt more like a movie for adults than kids as some of the themes were pretty mature. I also really enjoyed the voice acting by Chris Pratt, Morgan Freeman, Will Ferrell, Charlie Day, Elizabeth Banks and Will Arnett not to mention the numerous cameos. Not only was the story and voice acting pretty good but the visuals were excellent as well. The animation was slick and there were some pretty engaging action sequences.
The Bad-
This is still a movie about Legos and I could feel myself being urged to buy some, so don't think that this movie was not a cash grab because it is. I also felt like the film got a bit preachy at times and handled some of the themes clumsily but that's about the only problems I have with this film.
Summary-
It's always nice to have a movie that you thought was going to be terrible be surprisingly good. If you enjoy animated movies and are looking for something that is well written, funny and has a message than you definitely should check this out. The Lego Movie is well worth a watch for people of all ages!
MY RATING-
4 out of 5
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
The Good-
This is a surprisingly good animated film! The story is pretty damn good as far as kids movies go and there is enough social commentary to make it more than just mindless entertainment. It really tries to push across the idea that everybody is creative and useful in their own way and that even when other people may seem weird we shouldn't criticize them. At least that's the message that I got out of the film. There is a lot of other messages that you can pull out of it as well and there are quite a few adult jokes to keep the parents entertained. In fact there were times that this felt more like a movie for adults than kids as some of the themes were pretty mature. I also really enjoyed the voice acting by Chris Pratt, Morgan Freeman, Will Ferrell, Charlie Day, Elizabeth Banks and Will Arnett not to mention the numerous cameos. Not only was the story and voice acting pretty good but the visuals were excellent as well. The animation was slick and there were some pretty engaging action sequences.
The Bad-
This is still a movie about Legos and I could feel myself being urged to buy some, so don't think that this movie was not a cash grab because it is. I also felt like the film got a bit preachy at times and handled some of the themes clumsily but that's about the only problems I have with this film.
Summary-
It's always nice to have a movie that you thought was going to be terrible be surprisingly good. If you enjoy animated movies and are looking for something that is well written, funny and has a message than you definitely should check this out. The Lego Movie is well worth a watch for people of all ages!
MY RATING-
4 out of 5
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
Sunday, January 19, 2014
Chris Reviews Her
This is the first movie I've gotten a chance to see in theaters this year. I only heard about it a month ago when I saw a trailer before Saving Mr. Banks and the premise of a man falling in love with a operating system really intrigued me so it instantly went on my watch list. My interest only increased when I heard very good reviews from friends and seeing that it had been nominated for several Academy Awards including Best Picture. So did this live up to my expectations or was it another over hyped and mediocre oscar nominee? Keep reading to find out.......
The Good-
This is an extremely well written film that goes pretty deep in its exploration of human relationships. While I cannot personally relate to everything the film goes into, I still found it very engaging. I also really enjoyed the performances, especially Joaquin Phoenix who gives a very authentic performance that the viewer can really relate to. The writing and acting really help accentuate a very good science fiction story. It is a very minimalist Sci-fi film from a visual standpoint but it seems very realistic as all the technology in the film feels like a natural progression from what things are like now. That is what I think this film does the best at in that it tells a good Science Fiction story while also being able to hook people who would not normally be into the genre.
The Bad-
The only problem I could see people having with this film is that it's very dialogue driven and is paced fairly slow. This is definitely more of an Indie Sci-fi/Drama so the average Transformers fan is not going to like it.
Summary-
I definitely understand why this got some award consideration and why everyone I have talked to about it has liked it. If you are looking for a film that has a little bit of Sci-fi, a little bit of Romance and something to say about humanity then you should definitely check this out. Overall a great film that is a good start to my 2014 movie going experience!
MY RATING-
4 out of 5
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
The Good-
This is an extremely well written film that goes pretty deep in its exploration of human relationships. While I cannot personally relate to everything the film goes into, I still found it very engaging. I also really enjoyed the performances, especially Joaquin Phoenix who gives a very authentic performance that the viewer can really relate to. The writing and acting really help accentuate a very good science fiction story. It is a very minimalist Sci-fi film from a visual standpoint but it seems very realistic as all the technology in the film feels like a natural progression from what things are like now. That is what I think this film does the best at in that it tells a good Science Fiction story while also being able to hook people who would not normally be into the genre.
The Bad-
The only problem I could see people having with this film is that it's very dialogue driven and is paced fairly slow. This is definitely more of an Indie Sci-fi/Drama so the average Transformers fan is not going to like it.
Summary-
I definitely understand why this got some award consideration and why everyone I have talked to about it has liked it. If you are looking for a film that has a little bit of Sci-fi, a little bit of Romance and something to say about humanity then you should definitely check this out. Overall a great film that is a good start to my 2014 movie going experience!
MY RATING-
4 out of 5
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
Friday, January 3, 2014
Most Anticipated Movies of 2014
Now that we have begun 2014 I wanted to post my 12 most anticipated films of the year. Hopefully I will be much more satisfied with this year than last year!
Interested In (But didn't make the top 12)
-Her- Jan. 10th
-Robocop- Feb. 14th
-Million Dollar Arm- May 16th
-A Million Ways to Die in the West- May 30th
-Edge of Tomorrow- June 6th
-22 Jump Street- June 13th
-Jupiter Ascending- July 25th
-Guardians of the Galaxy- August 1st
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- August 8th
-The Equalizer- September 26th
-Gone Girl- October 3rd
12. Sabotage-
Director: David Ayer
Release Date: April 11th
I'm always on board for an Arnold action movie and David Ayer (End of Watch) has proved to be proficient at making crime movies so that's enough enough to peak my interest.
11. Noah-
Director: Darren Aronofsky
Release Date: March 28th
Darren Aronofsky (Black Swan) is a very skilled filmmaker so I will be interested to see his take on a this story and I always like Russell Crow. That being said I could see this either being really good or really bad.
10. Need for Speed-
Director: Scott Waugh
Release Date: March 14th
I don't think this is going to be a particularly good movie but that's not what I'm expecting. This looks like it could be a fun B-movie that provides some cheesy Fast and Furious type action.
9. The Monuments Men-
Director: George Clooney
Release Date: February 7th
George Clooney has proved to be a solid director and his latest project looks to be a ton of fun! A WW2 action film about a group of guys trying to save valuable pieces of art from the Nazi's sounds like a fantastic premise and it features a stellar cast.
8. The Grand Budapest Hotel-
Director: Wes Anderson
Release Date: March 7th
I'm on board for anything that Wes Anderson makes, he is without a doubt the best comedy filmmaker in the industry today.
7. Sin City: A Dame to Kill for-
Director: Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller
Release Date: August 22nd
The first film is in my Top 100 so of course I'm excited for the follow up!
6. The Expendables 3-
Director: Patrick Hughes
Release Date: August 15th
The second film really rejuvenated my interest in the franchise after a lackluster first film. Patrick Hughes (Red Hill) is an intriguing up and coming filmmaker and the cast is even more stacked with the additions of Antonio Banderas, Wesley Snipes, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, Kelsey Grammer and one of my all time favorites Robert Davi!
5. X-Men: Days of Future Past-
Director: Bryan Singer
Release Date: May 23rd
This is arguably my favorite franchise of the super hero genre so no matter what I was going to be intrigued. The fact that this features both casts and Bryan Singer is returning to direct only increases my excitement!
4. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Director: Anthony & Joe Russo
Release Date: April 4th
I think I enjoyed the first Captain America film better than all of the other Avengers films which is saying something. Not only that but "The Winter Soldier" is my favorite Captain America storyline as well!
3. Godzilla-
Director: Gareth Edwards
Release Date: May 16th
I love monster movies and I love Godzilla and thus it is one of my most anticipated movies. Director Gareth Edwards is an exciting up and coming filmmaker who's first film Monsters is a prime example of a great low budget Sci-fi film. Based on that film and the way they have been marketing the film it seems that we will have a dark, serious and visually stunning film that could be THE movie of the summer!
2. The Raid 2: Berandal-
Director: Gareth Evans
Release Date: March 28th
The Raid is one of my all time favorites. It may have been a simple story but it is one of the most intense and superbly choreographed martial arts films I have ever seen! Gareth Evans showed that he knows how to make an action movie and the follow up looks to tell a much larger story with equally impressive choreography!
1. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes-
Director: Matt Reeves
Release Date: July 11th
Planet of the Apes is one of the best Sci-fi film franchises of all time and the original 1968 film may be the best Sci-fi film of all time. So when the franchise was resurrected by Rupert Wyatt in the excellent Rise of the Planet of the Apes I was thrilled. Now the follow up looks to up the ante as a dark post-apocalyptic epic that will feature a final showdown of man vs. ape!
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
Interested In (But didn't make the top 12)
-Her- Jan. 10th
-Robocop- Feb. 14th
-Million Dollar Arm- May 16th
-A Million Ways to Die in the West- May 30th
-Edge of Tomorrow- June 6th
-22 Jump Street- June 13th
-Jupiter Ascending- July 25th
-Guardians of the Galaxy- August 1st
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- August 8th
-The Equalizer- September 26th
-Gone Girl- October 3rd
12. Sabotage-
Director: David Ayer
Release Date: April 11th
I'm always on board for an Arnold action movie and David Ayer (End of Watch) has proved to be proficient at making crime movies so that's enough enough to peak my interest.
11. Noah-
Director: Darren Aronofsky
Release Date: March 28th
Darren Aronofsky (Black Swan) is a very skilled filmmaker so I will be interested to see his take on a this story and I always like Russell Crow. That being said I could see this either being really good or really bad.
10. Need for Speed-
Director: Scott Waugh
Release Date: March 14th
I don't think this is going to be a particularly good movie but that's not what I'm expecting. This looks like it could be a fun B-movie that provides some cheesy Fast and Furious type action.
9. The Monuments Men-
Director: George Clooney
Release Date: February 7th
George Clooney has proved to be a solid director and his latest project looks to be a ton of fun! A WW2 action film about a group of guys trying to save valuable pieces of art from the Nazi's sounds like a fantastic premise and it features a stellar cast.
8. The Grand Budapest Hotel-
Director: Wes Anderson
Release Date: March 7th
I'm on board for anything that Wes Anderson makes, he is without a doubt the best comedy filmmaker in the industry today.
7. Sin City: A Dame to Kill for-
Director: Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller
Release Date: August 22nd
The first film is in my Top 100 so of course I'm excited for the follow up!
6. The Expendables 3-
Director: Patrick Hughes
Release Date: August 15th
The second film really rejuvenated my interest in the franchise after a lackluster first film. Patrick Hughes (Red Hill) is an intriguing up and coming filmmaker and the cast is even more stacked with the additions of Antonio Banderas, Wesley Snipes, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, Kelsey Grammer and one of my all time favorites Robert Davi!
5. X-Men: Days of Future Past-
Director: Bryan Singer
Release Date: May 23rd
This is arguably my favorite franchise of the super hero genre so no matter what I was going to be intrigued. The fact that this features both casts and Bryan Singer is returning to direct only increases my excitement!
4. Captain America: The Winter SoldierDirector: Anthony & Joe Russo
Release Date: April 4th
I think I enjoyed the first Captain America film better than all of the other Avengers films which is saying something. Not only that but "The Winter Soldier" is my favorite Captain America storyline as well!
3. Godzilla-
Director: Gareth Edwards
Release Date: May 16th
I love monster movies and I love Godzilla and thus it is one of my most anticipated movies. Director Gareth Edwards is an exciting up and coming filmmaker who's first film Monsters is a prime example of a great low budget Sci-fi film. Based on that film and the way they have been marketing the film it seems that we will have a dark, serious and visually stunning film that could be THE movie of the summer!
2. The Raid 2: Berandal-
Director: Gareth Evans
Release Date: March 28th
The Raid is one of my all time favorites. It may have been a simple story but it is one of the most intense and superbly choreographed martial arts films I have ever seen! Gareth Evans showed that he knows how to make an action movie and the follow up looks to tell a much larger story with equally impressive choreography!
1. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes-Director: Matt Reeves
Release Date: July 11th
Planet of the Apes is one of the best Sci-fi film franchises of all time and the original 1968 film may be the best Sci-fi film of all time. So when the franchise was resurrected by Rupert Wyatt in the excellent Rise of the Planet of the Apes I was thrilled. Now the follow up looks to up the ante as a dark post-apocalyptic epic that will feature a final showdown of man vs. ape!
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Chris Reviews 2013 in Movies
2013 has been one of my least favorite years as far as movies are concerned. Pretty much every single movie that I was looking forward to, did not live up to my expectations. Of course there have been exceptions but as a whole it seems to have been a pretty lame year for film fans. These lists are just based off the movies I had a chance to see so keep that in mind before you attack me in the comments about a particular film not being on the list.
5 Best Movies-
The Worlds End-
One of the few movies I was looking forward to that did not let me down. I got a chance to see this as a marathon of all 3 of the Pegg, Frost and Wright films and it was probably my favorite movie theater experience of the year. It manages to create the same fun and humor as Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead while also featuring and interesting Sci-fi premise.
Captain Phillips-
Probably this years best Thriller as Paul Greengrass crafts a gripping drama about a pirate attack on a US Cargo Ship. Its a fascinating film that will keep you entertained throughout and Tom Hanks gives his usual solid performance. This is probably 2013's Hurt Locker for me in that I really like it a lot but it will likely win more awards than I think it should.
Pacific Rim-
While it didn't quite live up to my expectations, I still had a blast! Pacific Rim is a truly creative Sci-fi action movie that features some spectacular visuals and a lot of exciting Monsters and Mech fighting. If it wasn't for a weak script this would likely have been my favorite movie of the year but I still like it for what it is... a fun, big budget, B-movie.
Spring Breakers-
This movie is definitely not for everyone. It is an oddly structured, almost experiential film that you will either love or hate. I loved the style and once i got passed that I discovered a rather fascinating critique on the millennial generation. That being said the best part of this movie is James Franco as Alien the really shitty gangster. Oh and it features Gucci Mane as James Franco's former best friend turned rival.
Filth-
This was my surprise movie of the year. This is an awesome Scottish film based on a novel by Irvine Welsh who wrote Trainspotting. James McAvoy gives a phenomenal performance as a detective on the edge of insanity who is trying to earn a promotion. Its an insanely fun film that rides the perfect balance of dark comedy.
5 Worst Movies-
21 & Over-
A bland and unoriginal college comedy movie. I watched this at 2 in the morning, which is the perfect time for movies like this and still thought it was boring.
Bad Grandpa-
Normally I don't like Jackass movies at all but the trailers looked really funny so I went and saw it. Unfortunately almost all of the funny gags where in the trailer and the rest was pretty lame. The film tries to make a narrative out of this with an extremely generic father and son road trip movie but it just doesn't work.
Warm Bodies-
The Twilight of Zombie movies.......enough said.
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug-
While I had my issues with the first Hobbit movie I still enjoyed it. Sadly the sequel does not improve upon the first film and the Hobbit is set to become this generations Star Wars Prequel Trilogy. The story feels extremely stretched, the acting is mediocre at best, the actions scenes are tedious and it feels as if the franchise has lost its magic. The one bright spot is Smaug, but 20 minutes of a cool CGI dragon can't make up for the numerous other flaws.
Star Trek Into Darkness-
I have been a huge Star Trek fan for pretty much my entire life. I have watched all the shows, have all the movies on blu-ray, read some of the books etc. So I like to think I have a firm grasp on what Star Trek is and this movie is not Star Trek. It is a Star Wars fans attempt at making a Star Trek movie. Not only is this not a Star Trek film but its just a bad movie in general. The script is a piece of shit and really is just a bunch of action scenes spaced perfectly apart to keep an audience entertained for 2 hours without any real substance. I could go on a rant about how much I dislike this movie but suffice it to say this is my least favorite movie of the year!
Guilty Pleasure Movies-
Bullet to the Head-
Man this movie bombed at the box office but it was a hell of a lot of fun. If you are into the old school 80's action movie genre like me this was the movie for you. Stallone kicks some ass, Jason Momoa is a cheesy bad guy and Sarah Shahi is the hot chick in Walter Hill's (The Warriors) directorial comeback.
Olympus Has Fallen-
Another old school action cheese fest that I had a lot of fun with. I still have not see White House Down but I have heard that Olympus Has Fallen is the better of the two attack on the White House films. Sure the story is pretty shitty but Gerard Butler is solid as the lead with some good one liners and there are some pretty great action scenes. To be honest a lot of why I like this is probably related to being nostalgic about these old school, overly dramatic and patriotic action movies from the 80's and 90's but I can't help what I like.
Summary-
There are some movies I still really want to see such as 12 Years A Slave, The Wolf of Wall Street so those may get added to my top list. If you want to see a comprehensive ranking of all the movies from this year look to the right side of the screen and there is a tab labeled 2013 Rankings. That list is always being updated, even after the year is over. I hope you enjoyed reading my thoughts about this year in movies and lets hope for a better year in 2014!
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
5 Best Movies-
The Worlds End-
One of the few movies I was looking forward to that did not let me down. I got a chance to see this as a marathon of all 3 of the Pegg, Frost and Wright films and it was probably my favorite movie theater experience of the year. It manages to create the same fun and humor as Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead while also featuring and interesting Sci-fi premise.
Captain Phillips-Probably this years best Thriller as Paul Greengrass crafts a gripping drama about a pirate attack on a US Cargo Ship. Its a fascinating film that will keep you entertained throughout and Tom Hanks gives his usual solid performance. This is probably 2013's Hurt Locker for me in that I really like it a lot but it will likely win more awards than I think it should.
Pacific Rim-
While it didn't quite live up to my expectations, I still had a blast! Pacific Rim is a truly creative Sci-fi action movie that features some spectacular visuals and a lot of exciting Monsters and Mech fighting. If it wasn't for a weak script this would likely have been my favorite movie of the year but I still like it for what it is... a fun, big budget, B-movie.
Spring Breakers-
This movie is definitely not for everyone. It is an oddly structured, almost experiential film that you will either love or hate. I loved the style and once i got passed that I discovered a rather fascinating critique on the millennial generation. That being said the best part of this movie is James Franco as Alien the really shitty gangster. Oh and it features Gucci Mane as James Franco's former best friend turned rival.
Filth-
This was my surprise movie of the year. This is an awesome Scottish film based on a novel by Irvine Welsh who wrote Trainspotting. James McAvoy gives a phenomenal performance as a detective on the edge of insanity who is trying to earn a promotion. Its an insanely fun film that rides the perfect balance of dark comedy.
5 Worst Movies-
21 & Over-
A bland and unoriginal college comedy movie. I watched this at 2 in the morning, which is the perfect time for movies like this and still thought it was boring.
Bad Grandpa-
Normally I don't like Jackass movies at all but the trailers looked really funny so I went and saw it. Unfortunately almost all of the funny gags where in the trailer and the rest was pretty lame. The film tries to make a narrative out of this with an extremely generic father and son road trip movie but it just doesn't work.
Warm Bodies-
The Twilight of Zombie movies.......enough said.
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug-
While I had my issues with the first Hobbit movie I still enjoyed it. Sadly the sequel does not improve upon the first film and the Hobbit is set to become this generations Star Wars Prequel Trilogy. The story feels extremely stretched, the acting is mediocre at best, the actions scenes are tedious and it feels as if the franchise has lost its magic. The one bright spot is Smaug, but 20 minutes of a cool CGI dragon can't make up for the numerous other flaws.
Star Trek Into Darkness-
I have been a huge Star Trek fan for pretty much my entire life. I have watched all the shows, have all the movies on blu-ray, read some of the books etc. So I like to think I have a firm grasp on what Star Trek is and this movie is not Star Trek. It is a Star Wars fans attempt at making a Star Trek movie. Not only is this not a Star Trek film but its just a bad movie in general. The script is a piece of shit and really is just a bunch of action scenes spaced perfectly apart to keep an audience entertained for 2 hours without any real substance. I could go on a rant about how much I dislike this movie but suffice it to say this is my least favorite movie of the year!
Guilty Pleasure Movies-
Bullet to the Head-
Man this movie bombed at the box office but it was a hell of a lot of fun. If you are into the old school 80's action movie genre like me this was the movie for you. Stallone kicks some ass, Jason Momoa is a cheesy bad guy and Sarah Shahi is the hot chick in Walter Hill's (The Warriors) directorial comeback.
Olympus Has Fallen-
Another old school action cheese fest that I had a lot of fun with. I still have not see White House Down but I have heard that Olympus Has Fallen is the better of the two attack on the White House films. Sure the story is pretty shitty but Gerard Butler is solid as the lead with some good one liners and there are some pretty great action scenes. To be honest a lot of why I like this is probably related to being nostalgic about these old school, overly dramatic and patriotic action movies from the 80's and 90's but I can't help what I like.
Summary-
There are some movies I still really want to see such as 12 Years A Slave, The Wolf of Wall Street so those may get added to my top list. If you want to see a comprehensive ranking of all the movies from this year look to the right side of the screen and there is a tab labeled 2013 Rankings. That list is always being updated, even after the year is over. I hope you enjoyed reading my thoughts about this year in movies and lets hope for a better year in 2014!
-Chris "Da Franchize" Hart
Monday, December 30, 2013
Kevin's Best and Worst Movies of 2013
It's the end of the year and time to review the best and worst films of 2013. I didn't get to see as much as I had hoped to, nor did I have a lot of time to write many reviews, but I got a pretty good glimpse of the year and have seen enough to make a fair list. 2013 was a horrible year for films, generally speaking. Hopefully next year will be better. However, there were a few that were memorable and will stick with me for some time.
Best Movies of 2013
My favorite film of the year was The Wolf of Wall Street. It was almost an instant 5 out of 5 for me. I didn't read a whole lot about it before I saw it and I went in with no expectations. I didn't know what to expect. The Wolf of Wall Street is packed with hard partying, bad choices, and lots and lots of money, all of which catch up to Jordan Belfort, played by Leonardo DiCaprio. Scorsese has done his fair share of bio films, and this one certainly doesn't disappoint. I wouldn't say this film is better than The Departed, but it is certainly more fun and DiCaprio's performance steals the show.
The Place Beyond the Pines was another favorite of mine. This film has resonated with me since I saw it in theaters in March. It's a film that hits hard on the theme of choices and consequences, and how they affect others. Some of the best things about this film include the cinematography and the realism of the portrayals of the characters. Ryan Gosling gives his best performance since Drive, although I wish he had been in more of the film. This movie is oddly structured, which is another complaint I have about it. It seems to get weaker as it progresses, but it is still a solid crime drama that is well worth a watch.
I was really excited to see Don Jon, but was ultimately disappointed upon the first viewing. However, after watching it a second time, I was able to accept the film for what it was and really dive into the message behind the film. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is great in this film as writer, director, and star. The film is bold in style and content, including screening ACTUAL porn footage, which is something I've never seen before in a feature film.
I laughed my ass off when I watched This is the End for the first time. Not only is it a hilarious apocalyptic film, but it also presents some serious themes toward the climax of the film. I loved every character in this film and there was great chemistry between the leads. I can easily say this is the best comedy of the year, and definitely Seth Rogen's funniest movie since Pineapple Express.
I went with my parents to see The Kings of Summer at the Esquire theater. I was a bit reluctant because independent films can be weird and saturated with stylistic cues, but I was pleasantly surprised with this one. It was funny, touching, and memorable. I enjoyed this because it plays out as a fantasy about kids living on their own, which everyone has had. Things go south eventually, but it sure is fun to watch and to see some new stars be born.
Yes, it is overrated, but Gravity had some fantastic technical achievements. The sound and visuals were stunning. Alfonso Cuaron is known for his unique visuals, and Gravity doesn't disappoint in that aspect. I just thought this film was overrated. Children of Men was better, in my opinion.
Worst Movies of 2013

The worst movie of the year has to be Gangster Squad. With such a talented cast, I can't help but scratch my head and wonder how this movie was so bad. Not even the cast could make this watchable, and I ended up leaving the theater just before the halfway mark.

The Great Gatsby was awful as well. I am a huge Leonardo DiCaprio fan. I will watch just about anything he's in, but The Great Gatsby is just painful to watch. Literally. I have no idea why Baz Luhrmann is so insistent on making so many jump cuts in so few seconds. It hurts my eyes to watch his movies and I couldn't sit through this one. Also, when Jay Z music is playing as non-diegetic sound in the film, I can't help but shake my head and mentally put this on the shit list for movies this year.

Olympus Has Fallen was weak. I interpreted it as a wannabe Die Hard that tried to be funny but wasn't. Gerard Butler is okay, but the heavy CGI and unimpressive action sequences kept this from being a good film. I never saw White House Down, but having two White House attack films within four months is also tiring. This was just a prime example of a bad action film for explosion junkies.

Sadly, Only God Forgives was a humongous disappointment. I had high hopes for the dark crime drama directed by Nicolas Winding Refn, the mastermind behind Drive. It was visually captivating, but the poorly written dialogue and sloppy script made this a difficult watch. I am still looking forward to Refn's next work, though, whatever it may be.

Oz the Great and Powerful was not great nor powerful (yes, critics used that same line, lame…). I had no expectations going in, but it was just a disappointing film all around. The first few scenes were done well, but as it went on, it seemed to get away from itself, especially in the climax. James Franco helped make the film more watchable, but it is ultimately one of the weaker films of 2013.
As I said before, 2013 has been a bad year for films. There were a few strong films and even one gem, but compared to years past, this year is a dud. My hope is The Wolf of Wall Street will win an Oscar or two, hopefully from Leonardo DiCaprio's wild and energetic performance. That would be historic. I haven't seen 12 Years a Slave, Captain Phillips, or Nebraska, and I am watching The World's End as I post this. But this is just my year end list and I intend on watching those films before the Oscars roll around. I will likely update this list, but this is what I have for now.
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